🌪️🌿 Funnel Grinder – The Dank Tornado of Precision Packing 💨📥
Say goodbye to the mess and hello to the stress-free sesh with the Funnel Grinder—the genius invention for stoners who are high and efficient. This bad boy grinds your green and funnels it straight into your cone, paper, pipe, or possibly your sock (not recommended). No spills, no waste, no crying over dropped kief.
It’s got a built-in funnel under the grinder, so your freshly shredded herb takes the express lane to its final destination: your lungs. It’s basically a drive-thru for weed. 🌬️🔥
🔽 FEATURES THAT FUNNEL FUN INTO EVERY SESH:
• Built-In Funnel: Because trying to scoop herb with a business card is sooo 2011
• Material: White PLA+ – durable, light, and perfect for stoners who love a DIY paint job
• Design: Top grinder + bottom funnel = one-way ticket to Rollsville
• Vibe: Mad scientist meets MacGyver with a blunt in one hand and a dream in the other
Decorate this item yourself with model paints, spray paint, markers, stickers or whatever else you can think of! Truely make this your own by adding a touch of YOU! NOTE: Tax is included in the price!
If you’re tired of losing precious herb to the table, your lap, or the void, the Funnel Grinder is here to save your stash and elevate your game.
Warning: May cause you to shout “Bro! Look at this!” every time you use it. 🌪️🌿🔥